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Dies Demotivational Poster

FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.

TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm

Halloween -

TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.44/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm

VIN DIESEL - He's in your face

TAGS: face vin diesel
Rating: 3.45/5

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j76harris - March 1, 2012, 11:07 am
At first I was all like, "Whut?" Then I looked at it again. Then I was all like, "Woah!" LOL
Claire - September 30, 2009, 2:30 pm
I did not see that one comming O_O
CJ - September 13, 2009, 2:01 am
That one took me a second, but now I see the genius.
Woodywood03a - August 13, 2009, 2:34 am
He is in your face!!! all the time now!!!
Nwah - September 16, 2008, 10:26 pm
I'm not sure why, but this one's frikkin hilarious.
Alexiel - August 27, 2008, 2:15 am


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....

LADIES MAN - Lemmy's got everything women want; fashion sense, great hair and a trailer with two parking spaces.

TAGS: ladies man
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Hawamleh - April 13, 2011, 8:47 am
you guys are always welcome there :D
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
I said hello...from a humble seedling
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
^5 funny
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:47 pm
if only he was even that... lol. He had the Yanni hair tho....I was young...
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 4:51 pm
Thanks Hammy...I'll head by and give a noobish hello!
Hawamleh - April 12, 2011, 4:48 pm
I would like to invite both marly and notorious to hang out at the noobland thread in the forums, welcome aboard. -motifakes resident noob, Hammy.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:53 pm
Pre-Rehab Ph**ographer: "That's it Lenny, show us some ***b, Luv. Beautiful! Now holllld it. Ohhh, smashing."
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:35 pm
LOL! Marlygirl; you have to watch out for those smooth talkers!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:33 pm
Love it, question: how the hell did you find my ex-husband? :0

SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...

TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"

WAR - I care not for who you fight, nor what your beliefs may be. For there are no winners, and children die in the streets. Take up arms, If you must. I throw mine down.

TAGS: child dies in his arms
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:59 pm
Agreed. Liberty or death. But, choose those battles carefully. The ones that can be won, sally forth. Those which cannot be won, live to fight another day. And above all, death before dishonor. Hmm... ever heard a politician say that?
Loveless86 - March 31, 2011, 7:41 pm
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:29 pm
You make a sound point and I agree with you. Sometimes the only way out of something is to fight.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:18 pm
My original point was simply that someone that refuses to fight for ANY reason will find themselves subject to worse things than dying, or simply losing a loved one in bettle.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
You and I agree on that. It seems that average Americans are coming ever closer to being thrust into a position that just a couple decades ago would have been beyond comprehension. I hope things change before it gets there, but...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:15 pm
Innocent people have always been adversely affected by war, regardless of whether you were the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. Americans were adversely affected by WWII. They lost family/friends, had to submit to rations, lived in fear of potential attack.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:10 pm
I agree there will always be war. And soon it will not be fought in some far away country. It will be brought to our door steps. Mark me on that.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
the tolls on the civilian population? Most people who have died in war (not counting third world countries and the Jewish population) enlisted. These people and children have had no choice. War is no longer on terrorists. it is now war on innocence.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
There will alsways be war, not because of hate, but because of pride and/or selfishness. Hate is a bi-product of pride.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'm not saying war will not happen. The very opposite is true, as is proven time and again. And yes in some cases it cannot be helped "Buddy" but Modern Warfare is impacting more innocents then ever before. The death toll on soldiers is high but what are
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
The only thing that is necessary is moderate population control. War gets out of control, causes hate which in turn causes more war. It's a never ending cycle. There will always be war, because there will always be hate.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
Really, what was up with them not wanting to see their children killed? Bad parents...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
Tell my buddy who had to escape in the middle of the night from Saigon two days before it fell, that his parents should have just been happy with the communists that were dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night for no reason.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:48 pm
Without war happiness would over populate. Money could be spent on third world aid. Children wouldn't grow up without their parents. You’re d*** right. War is necessary. This would be horrible.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:46 pm
What I mean of course is that war, through destruction, promotes human growth. Like "Slash n Burn", pardon the crude me***hore. War is bad. But very nessary.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:45 pm
Although I agree with the poster, war is indeed needed in life. Without war, tech would not advance, medication would be unknown, and cultures would never change.
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very well done indeed Grim
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:03 pm
Yeah ra**r.....good "job"
Airman - February 9, 2010, 11:55 am
good job
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 11:31 am
Very well done Grim.
me4891 - February 9, 2010, 10:43 am
Jmac, very well said. I was in those countries and my only hope is that for each life lost and for each that we took thousands will live happier lives. That is my 2 cents and now on to the funny stuff. God bless
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 10:40 am
d***, That's deep JMac....what are your thoughts on thumb wars?
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:26 am
have been fought, and Afghanistan has been bumbled, but there are reasons to wage war, even when the cost is great.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:25 am
I love this poster. Regards, A. Hitler, J. Stalin, Hirohito, Pol Pot, S. Hussein, O. Bin Laden, every leader of Iran since 1980, etc... - - - War has never been a good idea. But those that refuse to fight against tyranny deserve it. Iraq shouldn't
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 10:17 am
rerun - February 9, 2010, 10:14 am

excellent work Grim.

SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.

TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Delish234

DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am
but don't worry he comes back

1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.

TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by okami

TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not b****in

MR M -

TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm
mom? dad? friends? xD


CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am
5L here too.


TAGS: money power ladies frank jfk
Rating: 4.27/5

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Greeny - September 21, 2011, 11:17 pm
sooooo nice

OVER COMPENSATION - Some people just do it too well!


TAGS: avalanche shut up or neener dies
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - November 4, 2010, 4:18 pm
I'm glad that I don't live in an area exposed to avalanches. 5 glaciers!
5150monkeylove - October 28, 2010, 7:29 pm
This is your first poster I added to my favs. 5 rescue dogs
flint - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
The whole thing gels, great stuff, 5l
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
very nice neener =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
Agreed this like many of your latest have been perfect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
Well done Neener.....you've really upped your game .5L

THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters

THIS BABY - Gets all the ladies

FACEPALM - You shall now die for your stupiduty.

TAGS: vin diesel
Rating: 2.21/5

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Catch-22 -

TAGS: just kidding ladies love you
Rating: 4.91/5

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concern3 - January 14, 2015, 4:40 am
5er, sad but true


TAGS: i just love the ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

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RayZorZedge - September 27, 2010, 9:40 pm
Herd this one beefor
culos - September 27, 2010, 8:16 am
Mea culpa, mea ultima culpa, I guess great minds think alike, didn't know you'd done the joke. still like my picture though ;-)
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 8:01 am
Hmmmmmmmm, this looks very familiar... #98685


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!


TAGS: single file ladies please single file
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GodsWorshipMe - September 30, 2009, 1:55 pm
hey, be fair - ACORN made it possible for Reagan to vote for Obama
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 1:31 pm
that's the truth me4891
me4891 - September 30, 2009, 1:20 pm
More legit than ACORN


TAGS: daddies lil girl aint such a princess
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 11:06 am
Jesterer, get over it. If any of your posters had as much thought as this one does i would take offense to your comments. No run along now and let the grown ups have their fun.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 6:09 am
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:21 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (that is the dad talking)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:57 pm
HaHa! Your daughters a wh***! 5L
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:51 pm
nice, great ph**o, nice wordplay, reminds me of the time in my life when i was that boy.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Broken hearts hurt too! 5 painful lions

YEAH, SCREW EARTH! - What has it done for us anyway, right?

TAGS: truck earth funny green diesel
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by CAE24

AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:35 pm
It's not going to run now that he let the magic smoke out.
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
"Thats how dad did it, thats how America does it, and it has worked out pretty well so far." Tony Stark


TAGS: something for the ladies day
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

sickartist - March 25, 2010, 10:31 am
Nice angle to the challenge, Ice

Dog logic -

TAGS: soda pop ladies pooch taco
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 15, 2013, 7:33 pm
HA! There was no innuendo in this poster till your comment Miss P.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:24 pm
I love when Space uses true life moments to create motifake posters...teehee.

Scientific studies -

TAGS: studies
Rating: 5/5

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Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:08 pm
Life, the #1 cau5e of death


TAGS: social studies fence
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:45 pm
good one, i normally tell it with a brunette leading blondes down the train tracks.



TAGS: judge miss ladies toilet
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 12:48 pm
hahaha... tricky


EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm

TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman ***y man
Rating: 2.66/5

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Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - He strikes again

2 FAST 2 FURIOUSE - YO' VINNEY!! That's how Quick "THE ROCK" Is going to take over your FRANCHISE.

TAGS: rock wwe dwayne diesel
Rating: 1.29/5

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Sho - December 20, 2011, 9:39 pm
Try some jokes or puns that are more.....widly understood. Dunno how to explain it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:48 am
My bad, I thought you said "posters". You're right Hammy hamster...you are a greybeard (technically)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:46 am
1000?...I think you added an extra zero...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:45 am
No one has that "right" and constructive criticism works better...remember your early days? Who was it that helped you out?
5150monkeylove - April 19, 2011, 10:17 am
Hammy wants to bash noobs? Why? Did your goat find a better partner?
Hawamleh - April 19, 2011, 9:09 am
Fine, I'm sorry, I did say in that rant that you should improve with future posters, **** poster is still **** :D I have over 1000 posts mooo, I have the right to bash people, if you would let me... please let me
Hawamleh - April 19, 2011, 9:08 am
Long gone Man..
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2011, 9:53 pm
Thank you, Chief. At least someone caught the "obvious" sarcasm.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:42 pm
Where the hell is FATTMATT what happened to FATTMATT he always dissed my posters now he's disapeered....WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH FATTMATT
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:41 pm
GUNNY I thought the JARINES spelled it OBVIOUS
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:27 pm
English is hard americans are soft, but we get it done.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:26 pm
I know i know when i bad poster gets thru it lowers my AVG. I'm not harming motifake i'm harming myself. I thought that hyporatical teacher one was lame but it was my highest rated one yet.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:22 pm
For the same reason when you lock your computer up looking at g** midget p***, as if there were any other kind, you get rerouted to bangledash instead of NEW JOISEY or KANSAS when the last time you heard ..Welcome to DELL computers help-line partner.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:35 pm
I grew up on an Island in the Pacific ocean. I speak 3 languages, English is not my first but it is a close second. Why do you have problems sir?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 6:38 pm
but yeah 440...you need to step it up a bit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 6:33 pm
Do I need to bring up some of your earlier posters Hammy? There is always room for improvement. You should apologize, you're being a bit harsh.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:20 pm
I'll wait until i find out if she's a real brazilion cop or just an x-tra, until I fap to her, it means something.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:19 pm
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:18 pm
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:17 pm
the Internet lied to my google lied to me i typed in the way my public education and 18ACT told me to, they added the E.
Hawamleh - April 18, 2011, 6:13 pm
**** Poster Is **** Poster, the other one u did with the rock fistbumping that chick I fap to is also ****, there is no base for improving here just let the past be the past and don't post **** posters next time.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 3:55 pm
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2011, 1:56 pm
H'mmmmm...well... Ah, no, let someone else note the obviouse.
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 10:35 pm
GREENY c'mon man do't hold back lets rap, help me to help myself.
Greeny - April 17, 2011, 8:08 pm
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 5:55 pm
Mind you the host had 2 of VINS movie posters hanging up on the wall next to the TV, and everyone there watches the the 2FF movies religiously but they see the rock and they forget about poor vinnie.
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 5:53 pm
They played the commercial for 2fast 2furiouse 5 during the SUPERBOWL, ahve the party was asking whos the fat guy with the bald head and big nose that "THE ROCK" is beating up? Thats Vin DIESEL the start of the MOVIE.....
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 5:53 pm
They played the commercial for 2fast 2furiouse 5 during the SUPERBOWL, ahve the party was asking whos the fat guy with the bald head and big nose that "THE ROCK" is beating up? Thats Vin DIESEL the start of the MOVIE.....

SCRODIES - We're Coming to Your Town, We'll Help You Party Down



TAGS: highland girls sheep ladies room
Rating: 4.87/5

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GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:28 pm
I thought one of them looked familar....I hope he's not planning to bring her to the motifake Christmas party. You know what a disaster the Hollowen party was with her there. Made the goat really jealous.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:11 pm

are those hammys women or are you asking in general?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
what is it with always wanting to use the bathroom after ***?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 3:09 am
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:07 am
LOL Too true!


TAGS: ladies motifake
Rating: 4.68/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Ah but at times well worth the risk!
Cubbybear - August 9, 2010, 3:05 am
Words of experience 5l
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:18 am
A rose by any other name... 5L

FOR THE LADIES - The Men of motifake are always willing to lend a hand.

TAGS: for the ladies
Rating: 4.32/5

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Grim1812 - August 24, 2010, 6:54 pm
*Slow Clap of Approval.*

FOR THE LADIES - Men and women are so much alike the ones that are funnest to look at ruin everything when they talk.

TAGS: for the ladies
Rating: 4.07/5

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HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They may be young, but they know where you live. Erecrottod.

TAGS: ladies of motifake assignment
Rating: 3.92/5

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Claire - January 10, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aesop: Long story short, I told him I would kick his a**.
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 3:50 pm
@Aesop, go back a couple of pages and check out some of the comments he left earlier. You'll understand.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 3:47 pm
5/5, but who is erecrottod?
Claire - January 10, 2010, 3:24 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! 5 lions, my friend.
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:56 pm
It's really a shame I'm on partial duty right now. I would have loved to be the one taking action on him...
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 1:55 pm
Thanks. My pleasure.
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
I thought hard about approving this one... I decided thank you for defending my honor. :P


THE CPN' - Hello Ladies, CpnKangaroo Here Lovely To Meet You Wanna Check Out My Pouch?

TAGS: cpn ladies pouch
Rating: 3.64/5

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Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 10:31 pm
You don't know Cpn. When he says pouch, he means he's satchel...unless he's drunk; in that case, he's talking about his sack.
madness181 - April 3, 2010, 10:26 pm
It's a male kangaroo... They don't have pouches

ANXIETY - Do not show it in public

THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.


TAGS: graybeard beard n**** ladies gray explaination
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 3:35 pm
Thx Cubby
Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:54 pm
Well done....5 lions


TAGS: natural remedies prevent morning sickness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:49 pm
HA! Way to go LG! 5 ...um...months?
lgvernon - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am

Bite your tongue!~ NO!~
falloutghoul - October 18, 2013, 7:57 am

The Last Boy Scout -

Take Out -


Dear Me -

TAGS: polite old ladies swearing
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 2:03 am
Thanks dawg and keep an eye on your mail box...fan club newsletter coming soon.
spacedog - November 6, 2013, 8:02 pm
I agree with Gary. You have been out-doing yourself, Miss P. 5s again.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:53 pm
On a mission sir. Thanks for being a fan club member.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 8:39 am
Shyt, gurl. Yer reaching new heights with every phooking poster…..KA-BOOM!! (my head)

Poor Old Gramps -

TAGS: elderly dining payment upfront dies
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:46 am
You are more than welcome to use it...just don't let them know it was me...teehee.
Iconoclast - July 4, 2013, 11:29 pm
So good that I would like to send it to the editor of our active 55 community newsletter - if that is ok with you
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 4:57 pm
Well thanks hun! Glad you enjoyed it.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 4:41 pm


Bedtime Stories -

TAGS: almost always from the tragedies
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:46 pm

creepy ...not creep ...CREEPY SITE....D'OH
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:45 pm

there's a "creep" site in the network called shivers. i know the guy who runs it...very well actually. i think he'd love to have this displayed there....plz :).
Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:38 pm
Luv it
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:40 am
Quality. 5L
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 9:53 am
Nice one Bone. 5L
BoneCD - May 19, 2013, 8:45 am
Thanks and Back at ya ReRun
rerun - May 19, 2013, 8:42 am

Nice 1st poster of the day (and good to see ya Bone).

Death is life -

TAGS: life is death sun dies every day to light your way so enjoy your day in the deathshine silverheart
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - September 22, 2014, 3:20 am
Solid 5 for the style alone
Reality Lord - September 21, 2014, 9:47 pm

this is real nice. i know the old dude who runs motitwist would prob love this over there if you havn't already.
GaryO - September 21, 2014, 5:15 pm
I'm a sucker for good 5tyle
Greeny - September 21, 2014, 12:37 pm
At least they wait their turns - 5L


TAGS: justin bieber fan dies
Rating: 4.81/5

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MrStupidGir - June 12, 2013, 4:24 pm
HEY.... don't get my hopes up
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2013, 1:20 pm
Where does $5 million do? *heh heh*


TAGS: good luck kiddies ice
Rating: 4.78/5

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lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 6:07 am
forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:11 am
Congrats ;)
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:27 pm
Ok, that was a lie... I clearly don't help them make posters... I mean, just look at them.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:27 pm
They'd figure out that I only help them make great posters so I can bomb them.
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
Why not? Whatta they gonna do? Ban you?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Congratulations to the two horsemen (and one mooooman) of the apocalypse. The only downside to three new approval mods is that I can no longer freely 1L their posters.
CANADA - September 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
congrats guys
Claire - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
AH. I see. It's not a complete sausage fest, Moo+, you still have TOC. Right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 9:55 pm
maybe Claire should be a mod....It's a bit of a sausage party....even kosher sausage.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 9:53 pm

they are mini mods, not green yet
Claire - September 13, 2010, 9:51 pm
Wait... when did this happen and why aren't their names in green in the forum?
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
Love it! Thanks ICE
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:57 pm
Heheh, this'll do well :})

Sometimes -

TAGS: grim reaper bathroom ladies
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2013, 9:12 am
Huh, and all this time I thought slow was good...wimin, they keep changin' the friggin' rules.
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 12:02 am
Um...that's me but hun more like I'm following you...you have to be moving much faster for me to chase you...teehee thanks for the 5.
MissPriss - April 18, 2013, 11:58 pm
Thanks for the fave and the 5!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:14 pm
Let’s hope she stays in there awhile. Bytch has been chasn’ me lately. 5 Loitering, scythe wielding death wh***s
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 8:28 pm
Fav'ed! 5Ladys in there waiting for him

Parodies -

SORRY, MY NIGHT IS ALREADY PLANNED - Believe it or not, there are those times all I really want to do is get drunk

Higher Studies -

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - Their Past is Shrouded in Mystery

TAGS: lom l o m ladies of motifake
Rating: 4.44/5

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GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 9:22 pm
Very Nice 5L



TAGS: marchallenge something for the ladies
Rating: 4.24/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 28, 2010, 1:56 am
I guess I'm safe for now, then. sigh.
sickartist - March 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Sorry...the humor wasn't aimed to the Junior High section of the Trailer Park.
Bovee - March 25, 2010, 12:54 pm
He might be a husband but i see no man in this picture.

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They wouldn't go out with me for some reason. Must be my personality.

TAGS: chompers clowns ladies motifake august
Rating: 4.23/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 2:42 pm
Dude, maybe you should try brushing your teeth.

Vin Diesel -



TAGS: rice paddies artistic cultivation
Rating: 3.79/5

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fred - March 12, 2010, 6:48 pm
yup. This R arty :P
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
Dude, this is like GODLY! By far the best poster you've ever made. (I hope that doesn't sound like a backhanded compliment.) This is just epic. 5L Keep 'em comin'.
Sean - November 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
Nice pic.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
By the way, this is phenomenal. (5L)

VIN DIESEL - Making web searches for XXX return rubbish movies since 2002

TAGS: *** diesel
Rating: 3.77/5

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LIVING - Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

TAGS: living life man dies everything
Rating: 3.6/5

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smalltownguy - October 22, 2010, 7:34 pm
William Wallace.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT - This has been for the ladies. Now make me a sammich!

TAGS: for the ladies
Rating: 3.56/5

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TAGS: my best advice day ladies get your men by any means necessary aggressive negotiations
Rating: 3.27/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - November 11, 2009, 11:28 pm
This gives a entirely new meaning to the term, "sh**gun wedding."

CONSTIPATION - yeaaaaah! it came out!!


TAGS: we salute you ladies
Rating: 3.18/5

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Briton of Rose - January 9, 2010, 5:52 am
Faceplant31 and BoneCD are starting a support group for men who post prematurely when thinking of the Lovely Ladies of MotiFake. ;)
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 6:32 pm
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 6:29 pm
Me either! d***! Nice thinking! Well, see you Monday, I'm outta here!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 6:21 pm
Im not on Motifake on the weekends to often so i thought i would post it today.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 6:17 pm
Nice one Face! But...a little premature, isn't it?

Personality -

LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - Embracing Their Wild Side Look At Those Gams!

PORT O CALL HAITI - Royal Caribbean Cruises is still making the stop for some passenger R&R

TAGS: nothing like going ashore with piles of dead bodies
Rating: 3.08/5

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R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 6:11 pm
I agree, they should, but if you were on your HoneyMoon, would you really want to? I'm a horrible person, so I wouldn't want to. I probably WOULD help, but I wouldn't want to.
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:06 pm
Unbelievably bad decision. Hey honey, should we go get a keepsake? (Totally sarcastic) The crew and passengers should be giving any and all help they can to those unfortunate people since they are right there.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:43 pm
Thats just poor planning. at least skip the island. has to be somewhere else they can go.
Airman - January 19, 2010, 4:39 pm
I was just reading about it. They have their own private little club there.. but the passengers can see the roads with the bodies piled up. Not the greatest decision
Derek - January 19, 2010, 4:31 pm
Think they'll get shore leave?

HANDS UP - If you need to change your undies !!

THE L.O.M. - I think its both!

TAGS: ladies of motifake
Rating: 2.75/5

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Me_ - January 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Or, is it because this is the best sammy I have ever had?

M.A.L.T. -

TAGS: the good ladies enjoying a nice game
Rating: 2.75/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 12:18 pm
Looks more like the Sage Greybeards in drag. I think the ph**ographer got his meetings confused.

BOSOM BUDDIES - Hanks & Hooch

TAGS: bosom buddies tom hanks
Rating: 2.55/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 4, 2010, 5:48 pm
That's a French Mastiff. Similar to the english Mastiff, only they run faster..... and sooner.
rerun - June 4, 2010, 5:14 pm

where is the "fake: in this?

BOOGIE JESUS - Swingin' to the oldies.

AMERICAN NINJA - The reason Chuck Norris retired

TAGS: american ninja chuck norris michael dudikoff steven seagal vin diesel badass
Rating: 2.28/5

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Torquemada - April 11, 2009, 4:07 am
Hey, I used to like this film as a kid ) other parts sucks though
xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:09 am
"The deadliest art of orient is now in hands of an american" oww come on! whats next? "lets give a nuke to a chimp!"? oh wait, they did it already.... i hope this president will be better... maybe a baboon...
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:19 am
Man, how do people get away with making movies this bad?

PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT - It shouldn't get in the way of a hair-pulling clothes-ripping rolling on the ground cat fight!

GREYBEARDS - All your MotiFaking about them is starting to kill them. So please...carry on...

TAGS: each time you fart a greybeard dies
Rating: 1.6/5

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Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 7:03 pm
Is someone jealous?

DR. HOOK & THE MEDICINE SHOW - Sometimes I kill the living, sometimes I raise the dead; Sometimes I just say 'Screw it all!' and crawl back into bed and get my rocks off


TAGS: air fresheners forest of little trees hide smell dead bodies
Rating: 5/5

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DirtyOldMan - March 21, 2016, 9:07 am
I am pretty sure Lye can cover up a smell. Also, MissDizz, burning a body is very hard. Don't ask me how i know :')
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:53 pm
Very funny, An UP yours
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:53 pm
Very funny, An UP yours
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 12:59 pm

I could smell it on me: my hair, skin, in my nose. And my clothes either went directly into the wash, or to the dry cleaners in a black trash bag. They knew what to expect.
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 12:56 pm

Worked homicides as a detective for a long time. The enclosed decomps (in cars or buildings), were the worst. I characterized the smell as a 'greasy stink'. It didnt bother me because I had a job to do, but afterward, I headed straight for the shower!
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 11:45 am
Of course I would know, who else? LOL! Don't ask me why, they always send an ambulance no matter how 'dead' the body is! WTF po-po???? Cancel us next time, ya?! LOL!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 11:28 am
Nice of you to give Sly expert advice, dizz ;)
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 10:32 am
Sorry Silvy. The only effective cover up for the smell of a decomposing corpse is 4+ feet of dirt. You can always burn it. ^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 10:20 am

joggers -

TAGS: joggers bodies walkers dogs
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:55 pm
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:55 pm
Nice. Up yours. I am shamelessly posting to get more of you new folks to try the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It is an awesome weekly contest. We need new blood.
concern3 - February 21, 2017, 11:59 am
Bingo, UP yours

I will survive -

TAGS: studies suggest week life math immortal
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
What if I have a BLT afterwards: would that not make me a god?
JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 1:11 pm
Oh dear! I guess i'll have to make some major investments in my pension fund. L L L L L
spacedog - November 8, 2014, 1:10 pm
Heh, if licking yourself counts, I think Gary is getting younger. 8D
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:06 pm
Huh...me too. Like my mom always told me "God gave you two hands (10 whole fingers which is important for a gal like me) put them to good use!" 5/F
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 10:34 am
Harrumph, no wonder there is a population problem !
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 9:10 am
hm-hm-hm-hm...whazziss? LMFAO, regain composure, lose it again...5/F
Reality Lord - November 8, 2014, 7:31 am


2016 celebrity death curse -

TAGS: mariah dies onstage
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - January 2, 2017, 5:32 am
Very funny, UP yours

Survey Says -

TAGS: studies weight women men longevity
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 8:52 pm
Thanks 'cern. Thought ya'd like it right up your genre so to speak.
MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 8:39 pm
Thanks jeebus.
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:25 pm
Up yours Missy, nice
JesusWept - March 18, 2016, 2:11 pm
HAHAHA excellent! Up.

Study Overload -


TAGS: there s a meeting in the ladies room
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 9:51 am
I've seen the guy lines! chuckle, chuckle.... that's what yo'alls look like!
concern3 - October 25, 2016, 7:55 am
Been there, UP yours

Perception -

TAGS: true beuaty lies within reddies
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 8:41 am
Very well done, C-bal! ^!


TAGS: oldies hollies songs tunes 1972
Rating: 5/5

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dporter8462 - May 19, 2016, 10:58 pm
My all time favorite song! Thank you
lgvernon - March 28, 2016, 9:09 pm

This comment thread is now closed to further commentary. Thank you.
Reality Lord - March 28, 2016, 8:14 pm

i'm too scared of lg to reject her stuff. just sayin
Reality Lord - March 28, 2016, 8:08 pm

lmfao. scorpio you are free to create what you like. we are in truth just trying to help you. we're doing so based on the members collective experience here. just...breathe...
ScorpioSeven - March 28, 2016, 7:09 pm
ScorpioSeven - March 28, 2016, 7:07 pm
The song is OVER 40 YEARS OLD, Sir. We don't "ALL" know it, respectfully.
lgvernon - March 28, 2016, 7:06 pm

Look for a PM from me.
ScorpioSeven - March 28, 2016, 7:05 pm
else wanted the darned job. I never rejected anyone's posts, as long as a slander situation was not created for Yahoo! and death threats were not posted. But, how can you threaten someone with death, whom you do NOT know? Again, I am not being PERSONAL.
ScorpioSeven - March 28, 2016, 7:01 pm
Respectfully, WHO decided that your opinions are better than my own? What qualifications do you have to "teach" anyone, anything? It's easy to toss barbs, when one can do so, anonymously. I once was a sole Mod for a Yahoo! Group, only because no one
Reality Lord - March 28, 2016, 3:46 pm

i guess what i am trying to say to you here scorpio is "....and????" yes, its a picture of a woman in a black dress. yes, we all know the song. where's the punch line? where's the twist? as for not having my own posters rejected, lol, ah the good ole days
lgvernon - March 28, 2016, 3:38 pm

The fact is, rejection, as well as the occasional acceptance of something that obviously needs to be retooled, should be learning experiences. People who proclaim they'll make what they want obviously have no interest in improvement.
lgvernon - March 28, 2016, 3:34 pm

You're laboring under a misconception if you think we don't reject one another's poster. It happens seldom, just as it happens seldom to the other old heads around here. Over the years, my work has been rejected plenty.
ScorpioSeven - March 28, 2016, 1:28 pm
their OWN creations, which mean they never have to feel what it is like, to have their iown work "rejected."
ScorpioSeven - March 28, 2016, 1:27 pm
I wasn't offended at all. I respect the Mods and their opinions, but their comments mean no more or less to me, than yours do, which I also respect. The DIFFERENCE between them and "us" (you and myself, as an example), is that they can always approve
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:48 am
the poster was really, really lame. The mods were right. It sucked. Feel free to remake the poster and submit the new version. We've all done it. RL is really good at explaining things. Consult him on just this 1, or ask him to mentor. He does both.
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:43 am
I can tell by your response to RL that you're offended. Please don't be. I made a poster recently that I thought was super cool. The mods rejected it. When I read the comment, I saw the poster through the eyes of the rest of the world, I realized---
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:17 am
Most of your stuff's really good, Scorp. I know you've seen some of my duds. I've got some baaaaad ones! LOL! Keep up the good work! RL knows his stuff. PM him. He's a good mentor.
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:11 am
I'm backin' up RL on this one. Looks like an excuse to post a h** chick pic. A joke, a warning, a point of some sort, should be made. This will be 1 you look back on and wish you hadn't. We all have them. Its part of learning and the creative process.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 8:17 pm
MANY posters are not "funny" at all. I'll create what I please, and take my chances, but I do appreciate your feedback and advice, which I also respect.
Reality Lord - March 27, 2016, 8:11 pm

saw the Hollies perform that song live many many years ago. you need to put a twist into this poster. as in...what about the long cool woman in a black dress...make it funny
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:16 pm
Maybe if you threatened to hurt her...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:08 pm

In my case, it's Long CRUEL woman
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:03 pm

we all gotta go eventually! -

TAGS: meeting in the ladies room
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 22, 2015, 5:58 pm
Men just aren't that cruel------either that or he had a customer----- Thanks JW!
JesusWept - December 22, 2015, 1:33 pm
Death is a woman?! Umm...stupid question. L L L L L

Dare I Ask? -

TAGS: fuel petrol gasoline diesel price
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 5:52 pm
mizzdizz - November 26, 2015, 12:51 pm
my car runs on Super---- 1st born child---- $30-$50 per tank--- diesel is cheaper than super right now! Besides, I'm a chick, is it free? LOL!!!! LUUUUV this! 5 ROTFL lions!
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 7:54 am
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 7:54 am
PMSL!! Make a poster of that thought, pzy! XD
pzykosiz - November 26, 2015, 7:09 am
probably first born child
concern3 - November 26, 2015, 3:46 am
Excellent a 5er

Ain't Gonna Happen -

TAGS: garyo original concept bar buddies beer story beach shark
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - March 4, 2016, 12:19 pm
Thanks 'cern!
JesusWept - March 4, 2016, 7:39 am
Ahhh those! We have them too. In fact i've been bitten by one LOL
concern3 - March 4, 2016, 3:46 am
Very nice, an UP yours for sure
MissPriss - March 4, 2016, 12:08 am
Yep but you foreigners know them better as Northern Pike...teehee.
JesusWept - March 3, 2016, 8:19 pm
A shark? In Manitoba?? Never mind. Here's a shark fin for you ^

Tee Hee -

TAGS: old ladies mean talk people michael jackson
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 2:20 am
GaryO - February 16, 2016, 11:04 pm
'Up' is good....at my age
MissPriss - February 16, 2016, 10:53 pm
Thinking that meant you like it? Up...down...so confusing not much unlike my love life.
MissPriss - February 16, 2016, 10:50 pm
thanks jebus!
GaryO - February 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
oh, yeah...this is up
JesusWept - February 16, 2016, 4:58 pm
Let's start with the girl on the left heh. Upvoted.